7 Quick Takes: Meeting My Fate on the Slopes of Mt. Laundry

1.  The Vomitron pulled into Ortiz Central Station this week and we all went for a ride.  Monday evening, The Boy.  Tuesday evening, me.  Wednesday evening, The Professor.  Details?  I’ll spare you.   You’re welcome.

2.  I have a lot of laundry to do.  The prospect of doing it feels like the prospect of a journey to Mt. Doom, except that I lack a Samwise Gamgee and am in need of FEMA and a HAZMAT crew.

(I don’t think this analogy makes any sense.)

(Most of my analogies make little sense.)

(I make little sense.)

(Stop talking.  Next take!)

3.  What is it with children and illness? When I’m sick, I can hardly crawl off the couch.  Our son, on the other hand, felt miserable, got sick , felt better, began running all over and spinning circles while singing.  Repeat cycle four times.  Next morning?  Chipper as a jay bird.  In the jolliest of physical health and the best of spirits.

Not so his parents.  Meaning, of course, that he was constantly being “redirected” from one sick parent to the other, depending on who was feeling up for full-contact toddler sport.

However, we have also had the chance to see how much our little boy is coming into his own.  What a personality!  He’s so smiley lately.  He chuckles at jokes and games.  He’s very snuggly.  He says, “I love you.”  Being stuck on the couch sucking Gatorade has given us some unexpected time to enjoy him.

4.  Broke my 36 hour fast with:

That was just for me.  Mmm, meat.  A little too hard on an empty stomach, but, somehow, meat and potatoes sounded soooooooo gooooooooood…..

5.  If you follow me on Pinterest, you will have noticed that I pinned a few Town & Country covers as research for the novel.  Not having grown up on Cape Cod, Martha’s Vineyard, or the Hamptons, I had never heard of this magazine until yesterday morning (2:30 a.m. to be precise) when we were chillin’ out in the ER waiting room while the pater familias was getting his vitals checked or whatever they do in there (I told you we were sick).

This magazine is a tony magazines about tony people (which, given all my talk about the Vomitron, we’re clearly not).   Exhibit A:

The riding suit is Gucci, which has a new line out, for those interested.

Included were features on the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee (with pictures of royal guests, none of them in the style of Life & Style, which, via the checkout line, is where I get most of my royal celebrity news), Caroline Kennedy (of course), Obama and Romney’s wealthiest supporters, and, as seen, the horsey girls.  These articles were entirely serious without one ounce of sensationalism.

I have a few characters that hail from these circles, so, naturally, I pinned the covers.  Better flip through a few back issues at a later date.

And then I went to pick up my eyeglasses at Walmart.

6. Old glasses, with no make-up and wet hair in the yuck-yuck bathroom:

New glasses, with a far-off look:

Little different.  When you’re shopping for frames in the $8 section, the selection is pretty limited.  But I like them alright.  I may have to go back in and have the prescription tweeked, but Walmart being Walmart, that’s a mere $20.

7.  Last week it snowed. I thought our patio looked pretty cool:

True, good, beautiful, etc.

Now go visit Jen for more Quick Takes.  I gotta go; The Boy just covered me with mushed banana.  Au revoir!

Writer’s Notebook, 11/27/12: Opposite Day! And a Few Resources

I mentioned in a recent Writer’s Notebook update that I had given up on writing the novel and turned to a non-fiction project.  That I had hit the end of my innate abilities and was waiting for school to start.  That this non-fiction project finally had context and relevancy and that it was time for it to begin.

I told the truth, but it’s also possible that I had a case of writer’s block.  In any case, I had a breakthrough the other day regarding the novel, meaning that I’m back at it again.

The novel has two main characters – two sisters, to be precise.  The older sister, Lisa, is lovable and lovely but a real piece of cuckoo! work underneath her outer shell of rational and religious sensibilities. In my early morning mental ramblings the other day, between dreamland and wakey-time, I understood that her reaction to the premise of the plot was not what I thought it was.

In fact, it’s practically the opposite.

Opposite!

You don’t have to be a storyteller to realize how that changes everything.  Though, fortuitously, it does bring the plot line back around to my original conception, over a year ago.  At least I’m not starting from scratch.

Also fortuitous is the renewed desire this realization has given me to get back to work.  Bless my soul, now I have two active projects going, if you don’t count blogging.  Perhaps, someday (please, Lord?), I’ll finish one of them.  Finis, The End, All’s Well That Ends Well, Q.E.D.  It’d sure be nice.

Feeling refreshed, my first stop was to the ever-helpful blog Wordplay: Helping Writers Become Authors, hosted by author K.M. Weiland.  My foremost burning question at this point is How on earth do I outline a novel? Because I’m sure spinning my wheels, writing a ton of copy that I’m going to set aside and probably never use.

(If you’re tuning in for the first time, you must know that I don’t know what the begeebers I’m doing.)

It seems like a simple enough question to answer, but, turns out, not so much.  I figured Weiland would have an answer, and she did… in the form of a book.  That’s how much one can say about the benefits and methods of outlining.

So, there’s that.  I’ll read her book and start outlining the (let’s not curse now!) thing.

With regards non-fiction, one of the best resources I’ve found for writers is Jeff Goins. He has a motivational + marketing savvy ethos which I actually appreciate a lot.  I need help staying motivated to write and being diligent, and I’ll need help with the business side of writing.  Other people are good at it and those people tell people like me what to do.

What impresses me is that Jeff Goins holds down a full-time job in addition to all this writing he does.   He acknowledged in one of his talks that he makes about $3,500/month from his Kindle sales.  Apparently it’s enough to allow his wife to stay at home with their son, but not quite enough to quit his 9-to-5 gig — and perhaps he doesn’t want to quit.  How would I know?  Anyway, here at A Naptime Novelist, we applaud people who manage to do this crazy writing thing in odd circumstances and at odd times.  I admire his work ethic and envy his word counts.

Worst of all, now I have no excuse for not getting both the fic and non-fic projects done.  Gee, thanks, Mr. Goins.

What the Word of God Does – and What Catholic Writers Do

What does it mean that Christ is the Word of God?

All good gifts come from above.  Words are my gift from above, originating in their form with the Word Himself and employed by this imperfect creature.

Words bubble up and pour forth like gas from champagne. When generous with myself, I call it verbosity.  Otherwise, I call it rambling.  (After I’ve been rambling, unchecked, I always feel as though I had drunk too much champagne – a bit woozy and a bit embarrassed.)

The words want to run wild without direction, but I must build my strength, strap thick ruddy leather to the bits at their frothing mouths, and drive those words toward the completion of a finished product.

To what end?  Purity.  “Redemption comes to us above all through the blood of his cross, but this mystery is at work through Christ’s entire life:

– already in his Incarnation through which by becoming poor he enriches us with his poverty;

– in his hidden life which by his submission atones for our disobedience;

– in his word which purifies its hearers;

– in his healings and exorcisms by which ‘he took our infirmities and bore our diseases’;

– and in his Resurrection by which he justifies us. (CCC 517)

When we are given the gift of words – and most of us have this gift in some form – we are participating in Christ’s redemptive work.  His words purified his hearers.  My words must come into conformity with this purpose. We write to purify ourselves and others.

This isn’t to say that I must never depict what is not-pure, that is, evil. That would be ludicrous.  No, instead I must be ready to depict evil as truthfully as I can, in all its horror, in all its might, and with all its consequences.  Only then will I have art, and only then will art reveal evil so as to purify us from it.

And this isn’t to say that my work cannot have nuance – another ludicrous position.  Some, in advocating for clearer lines of good and evil for the sake of cultivating the Christian imagination, have indeed sacrificed nuance.  No.  Instead, I must be ready to depict human nature as truthfully as I can, and in all its messiness.  Only then will I have art, and only then will art serve the purpose of showing us to ourselves, and of showing God’s grace as the redemption is really is – infinitely higher and more powerful than our bumbling attempts at self-justification.

Also, this isn’t to say that we cannot take humor in man’s foibles and fallacies.  Again, ludicrous.  The joy and mirth that bubbles forth from the depths of God’s delight must find its place in art.  Where is the humor in contemporary Catholic literature?  Are we so deadly serious about our commitment to the revitalization of Catholic culture that we have forgotten to smile?  When will I open Dappled Things and find a raucous, rollicking piece that splits my sides?  Have we forgotten that laughter opens our hearts to truth?

Whatever our words, they are words for the sake of purification. In a sense they become His redeeming words.  Or, perhaps, they were His words all along.

My words, wild and untamed and unlearned as they are, must come closer and closer to their source in the Word.  The waters overflow, and I must form the banks of the river and direct them toward pools of purity, where a writer meets her readers, to giggle and splash in ice-cold refreshment.

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Review of “O Radiant Dawn: 5-Minute Prayers Around the Advent Wreath”

…Between Advent and Christmas, we cannot fight fire with fire.  If Christmas is a time of celebrating the Infant Christ with family and friends, with dinners, parties, and gifts, a time of rejoicing and fullness of life, then Advent is one of simplicity – a “little Lent” to prepare the way for the Lord.

Rich simplicity is the distinguishing mark of O Radiant Dawn: 5-Minute Prayers Around the Advent Wreath, by popular author and founder of CatholicMom.com, Lisa Hendey.  Rich, because copious spiritual fruit lies between its pages.  Simple, because it is written with a mother’s practicality…

Read the rest at CatholicMom.com.

 

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